Game talk:The QUEST
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[edit] Credits
Inspired by Game and Zork. Now it's inspired by Nethack!
Created by Dark Ermac.
Also helped by RDeLuca and Obsequious Eye.
(Submit stuff to get on the credits too!)
[edit] Updates
[edit] Version BETA
- 48 Screens.
- Only 1 stage available (Jungle)
- Still Incomplete
- In need of more edits
- Still REALLY SHORT
[edit] Version BETA II
- 60 screens.
- Two stages (If you count the Jungle Cave as one)
- Still WAYYYY far from completion.
- In need of people to add on
- still SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Version BETA III
- Almost 80 screens.
- Four stages (even though only Jungle seems somewhat decent)
- Even FARTHER from completion now (I NEED PEOPLE!!!)
- SHORT!!!
[edit] Version BETA III.5
- 83 screens.
- A (!) secret world map!
- Total of 10 areas (some unplayable): Jungle, Desert, Mountain, Castle, Void, ShadowZ, Moon, Dream Realm, Paradise, Ninja Pirate Island.
[edit] Version BETA III.9
- 93 screens.
- Still unbeatable Jungle (but, hey! it's getting closer!)
- Still 10 areas, most of which are unplayable. (Desert, Mountain, ShadowZ, Moon, Dream Realm, Paradise, Ninja Pirate Island, Final)
[edit] Version BETA IV
- 100 screens. =)
- That's about it. Expect Jungle to be beatable soon.
[edit] Version BETA IV.1
- 1 new screen =P
- Added Temple (or, actually, changed the name to temple)
[edit] Version BETA IV.5
- 116 screens
- New stage: Desert
- Still WAYYYY incomplete
[edit] Version BETA IV.7
- 125 screens
- still in need of edits
- changed "style" of Temple, let's see how people like it.
[edit] Version BETA IV.9
- 134 Screens.
- Hopefully I will have enough time to finish at least the Jungle now.
[edit] Version BETA IV.99
- 140 Screens.
- New "Nethack" section.
- Don't expect the Jungle to be done yet. It will be done eventually.
- Special thanks to those few people that actually help with this, even if it isn't that often...
[edit] Come on, people!
I need some people to help with the quest! I don't have all the time in the world, and even a few frames would be good! Dark Ermac 11:20, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] From Pee Review
- Aww come on! Dark Ermac 15:32, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
| Humo(u)r: | 3 | It's funny at first but after a few VERY quick tries (with mostly broken links) it starts getting old. I think that the suggestion of length is very apt. |
| Concept: | 6 | The concept is pretty good, but you'll have to (re)make it different from the one that already exists to make it a worthwhile pursuit. |
| Prose and Formatting: | 4 | It's too brief. And too circular. I don't really want to play once, then try something else, then after two links end up at the same spot as my last game. I understand why you would submit it incomplete, as you don't want to create 100 pages only to have them huffed, but you're going to have to make some more effort. |
| Images: | 0 | Choose your own adventures had pictures, i think. I like pictures. a few pics might improve the readability and humour. When you choose "push the button" and it goes to "you asplode", i want to see me asplode or see what i look like after i asplode. Done properly, I'd give you much better scores in concept and humour and, of course, this category. |
| Miscellaneous: | 3 | I like the idea, the stupid choices, but for a multitude of reasons that are way too long to list, the other Game is better. |
| Final Score: | 16 | Rework the concept a little, make a few solid pages with length and pics, and submit it for review again. The score is terrible, but there's a lot of room for improvement. |
| Reviewer: | (Gir. 23:12, 27 March 2007 (UTC)) | |
I got bored after 5 links. Well, I was bored before that because I knew what was going to happen: Me clicks link. Me goes to another page with one sentence of text and more links. Me clicks link. Me goes to another page with one sentence of text and more links. Me clicks link. Me goes to another page with one sentence of text and more links. Me clicks link. Me goes to another page with one sentence of text and more links. Me clicks link. Me goes to another page with one sentence of text and more links. Me clicks link. Me goes to another page with one sentence of text and more links. Me clicks link. Me goes to another page with one sentence of text and more links.
Me creates script to click links so me can ignore the Game:The QUEST and do something interesting.
So I will leave someone else to fill out the review table. --OEJ 16:01, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
- It's not done yet. It's still a WIP. I'm just getting the thing started, and will continue to add to it until it's done. Dark Ermac 11:37, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Eh... Its getting there... eventually. I don't believe its really ready for review, but for group building apon it maybe... Merp 10:49, 27 March 2007
- It's not yet done. (the 1st place isn't even CLOSE to being done yet) When it does get finished, it will be WAY LONGER THAN THE GAME. O yeah, also, it's now known as the QUEST.
[edit] In all honesty...
You can't just get away with one measly sentence per page. Each page needs either interesting gameworld descriptions or some kind of punch-line. Remember: games aren't fun because you can click links - games are fun because clicking links actually does something.
Also: rename it from "The GAME". Seriously, why did you call it that? We already have a game called The Game. --L 10:09, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
- Wasn't thinking straight, I guess. How do you change names? (Also, It's still under construction. I just have to kinda get it going, then I'll go back and fill in the gaps.) Dark Ermac 11:31, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
