To Whom It May Concern, |I am going to leave this for whoever stumbles across my bookmarks later on. I hate myself and I hate living. I think that if someone who knows me reads this they will know who I am. So I will leave this unsigned. I am an a@#hole. I have let everyone down and I feel as though I will never change or never improve. I am in love with a girl and I know that I am not good enough for her. I have come to believe that my life has all been meaningless. I keep trying and I keep failing. I have thought about and attempted suicide many times in the past. I used to think of my failure as some mystical way of telling me that I was really meant for something meaningful. The only thing I dread, besides the pain, is the way my family will suffer. I do not want my mother or father to think that it was anything they did that lead me to kill myself. I never really had any plans of leaving a note. I thought that I would not be able to describe why I want to do this and I am right. There is no way to tell you or anyone else why I dread every new day. My father had such high expectations for me and tried to give me every opportunity to improve upon myself. I let him down. I think that I am a major disappointment to him. I have a job but I?m always broke and I am in college but barely, I show up to class but that?s about it. I want my life to end. I am tired of f@#$ing up everything. I am tired of people always telling me that they do not like me. I am tired of trying to be decent. I hope that someone finds this post and I hope that my parents know that I f@#$ed up not them. It is my fault I screwed up my own life. The hate that rages within me, rages not for those I love so dearly or those who have crossed my path. This hate rages full force towards me and only me. I have long forgiven those who've hurt me, but I have not and cannot come to terms to forgive myself for the things I have done to myself, and the things I've done to hurt those in my life. You have all touched my life in one way or another, especially those whom I call family. I cannot tell you how sorry I am for ending my life the way I did. I hope that you can all find it in your heart to see it as way for me not suffering anymore and that I am finally at rest with myself, for being at rest with the guilt that constantly ate at me for so long. Please forgive me all for taking my own life so early. I tried so hard to fight against this strong battle. I have reached out for help so many times, and yet I believe, I was turned away because of the things I did, that it is a punishment I am willing to take, for I know that being who I am has only brought myself and others pain. I love you all and will forever live within the memories we created. Forgive me. Love always and forever, As for my signature I will leave you with a quote so that if anyone reads this they will know it's me, "Can?t feel pain if your dead? Just Saying" p.s. i told u i was hardcore
Man and Moore, the founders of GameFakes, photographed May next year.
Gamefakes was launched at 6 Centember 2045, created by the British duo Teh Man and Want Moore to oppose the great popularity of GameFAQs. Moore and Man were once editors of GameFAQs, till Moore posted a message on a random forum, saying:
The executive administrators of GameFAQs were alerted and soon Moore found himself banned from the site, leaving him no goal in life. His good friend Teh Man banned himself from the site out of solidarity, and planned a parody to bitch at GameFAQs some more. With their famous catchphrase "Open 24/7 to RPG-haters!", they won the hearts of thousands of non-Japanese gamers all around the world. In Februari 2046 they hacked the server for GameFAQs.com and removed the site. Instead, they created a page saying: "This site has been eaten by a Grue."
In court it was decided GameFakes.com had to be temporarily removed from the net, and Moore and Man had to restore the site they deleted. The GameFakes tyranny came to an end when in 2048 the site was deleted by GameFAQs admins, after their site had been fully recreated. Man and Moore did not sue GameFAQs.com (they were English, not American), but instead launched GameFags.com in January 2049. This site never gained popularity amongst any type of human beings, and shut down in 2051.
The golden age: 2045-2047
At some point in the future this article will refer to a current event.
GameFakes was a well respected site, known for their simplistic cheap jokes on GameFAQs, and the Best Video Game Character That Will Ever Exist Elections, a copy of the Video Game Character Battles hosted by sworn enemy GameFAQs. In all the years of its existence, only Cloud Strife was elected, and thus won all the Elections ever held. Visitors of GameFakes.com visited the site because they were against everything that was RPG, especially Final Fantasy, and the election of Cloud Strife can only be explained by noting that the BVGCTWEE Elections were held under the supervision of Yoman Rock, an administrator who later turned out to be a GameFAQs.com-mole.
Besides this event, there were many forums to chat on, featuring topics like: 'What's the main reason that RPG's suck?' (this topic got 152805 replies, more than any GameFAQs.com topic ever got).