Game:Zork Shareware

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 Thank you for trying out Zork. Register this copy of Zork for only $19.99! Score: 0 Moves: 0
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C:\> Run "Zork_Shareware"_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire - Shareware Version

Copyright (c) 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom Inc., Kglee. All rights reserved. Revision 3397694 / Serial number 840725

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THIS IS THE SHAREWARE VERSION OF ZORK, AVAILABLE FOR FREE. UNDER U.S. LAW, THIS IS FOR EVALUATION PURPOSES ONLY. IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE FULL VERSION, A LICENSE CAN BE BOUGHT FOR US $19.99, PLEASE REGISTER YOUR COPY SOON.

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In a randomly placed mailbox...REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99!...you see a leaflet.


> read leaflet


Welcome to the Crippled Shareware Version of Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning...REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99!...In this adventure you will find some of the most daangerous creatures you've ever blah blah blah.


> look


You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. REGISTER ZORK NOW FOR ONLY $19.99! Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

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The Zork Series: Extended


This game is in progress!
Give it a chance, the gamemaker will finish it later. They may, however, be looking for help with making this game. If you think you can lend a hand, why not contact them on their talkpage?

If you suspect this game of being abandoned please report it to YTTE so it can either be deleted or another game-maker can continue the game.
Now, get lost (and I mean that in the nicest way possible)!
The construction tag was added to this game on 05:22, 26 October 2008
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