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Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised.
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{{zorkheader|Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire|0|0}}
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{{Game start|Zork}}
   
>look<br>
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ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south and west. Oh, and there's a [[Grue]] over there in the corner.
 
   
*[[Zork/north|go north]]
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Copyright © June 22, 1979, 2005, 2006, 200X [[Unfocom]], Inc. All rights reserved.
*[[Zork/south|go south]]
 
*[[Zork/west|go west]]
 
*[[Zork/east|go east]]
 
*[[Zork/Grue|examine grue]]
 
   
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Revision '''69105''' / Serial Number '''{{Template:Number}}'''
   
== See Also ==
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There is a leaflet on the floor.
* [[Game]]
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{{zorkcmd|take leaflet}}
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Stolen.
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{{zorkcmd|read leaflet}}
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Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-
   
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The rest of the leaflet has been torn.
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[[Eurg]]!!
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{{zorkcmd|look}}
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{{zork/room}}
   
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There is half a leaflet next to the [[Grue]].
   
[[Category:Zork]] [[Category:Games]]
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*[[Game:Zork/north|<span title="North">North</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/south|<span title="South">South</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/east|<span title="East">East</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/west|<span title="West">West</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/inventory|<span title="Stuff">inventory</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/leaflet|<span title="leaflet">Take rest of leaflet</span>]]
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<choose>
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<option>*[[Game:Zork/Conversation|<span title="talk to grue">talk to grue</span>]]</option>
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<option>*[[Game:Zork/advertisement|<span title="look at an advertisement">look at an advertisement</span>]]</option>
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<option>*[[Game:Zork/eatGrue|<span title="eat grue">eat grue</span>]]</option>
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<option>*[[Game:Zork/stay|<span title="stay">stay</span>]]</option>
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<option>*[[Game:Zork/n00b|<span title="pwn grue">pwn grue lol</span>]]</option>
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<option>*[[Game:Zork/Gruexamine|<span title="What is a Grue?">What is a Grue?</span>]]</option>
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</choose>
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If you want, you can also:
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*[[Game:Zork/restore|<span title="restore saved game">restore saved game</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/InvisiClues|<span title="consult in-game help">consult in-game help</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/StartMenu|<span title="open start menu">open start menu</span>]]
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*[[Game:Zork/Tech Support|<span title="call tech support">call tech support</span>]]
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|}
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==See Also==
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{{shortcut|[[GM:ZK]]<br />[[GM:Z1]]}}
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* [[Unfocom]]
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* [[Grue]]
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* [[The Gruesome Book of Grues]]
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* [[The Rezorkful Book of Cheats]]
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==External links==
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{{Zork/others}}
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* [http://pot.home.xs4all.nl/infocom/zork1.html The so-called "real" Zork, playable online]
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* [http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2864 Inactive Fiction]
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* [http://www.csd.uwo.ca/Infocom/zork1.html More info about Zork]
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* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]
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{{Zork}}
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 Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Zork"_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

Copyright © June 22, 1979, 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved.

Revision 69105 / Serial Number 100

There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet

Stolen.
> read leaflet

Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-

The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!!
> look

You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.

If you want, you can also:

edit See Also

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