Game:Zork3/youdead

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 Am I dead? Score: 4000 Moves: 8


Ohh! You dead, man MMM i know that's right.

You are teleported to the nondescript room again with a pile of teacups balanced in your hands. The Grue is still there and it stares at you. You know that if you move even one millimetre you will drop a teacup. You hold your breath so you can't move.

Unfortunately, you faint from being deprieved of oxygen. The Grue dances on your chest and until your bellybutton bursts and makes a blood fountain.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.


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