Game:Zork3/youdead

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 Am I dead? Score: 4000 Moves: 8


Ohh! You dead, man MMM i know that's right.

You are teleported to the nondescript room again with a pile of teacups balanced in your hands. The Grue is still there and it stares at you. You know that if you move even one millimetre you will drop a teacup. You hold your breath so you can't move.

Unfortunately, you faint from being deprieved of oxygen. The Grue dances on your chest and until your bellybutton bursts and makes a blood fountain.



Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears.

Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.


> look


Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You've been Blue Shell'd ***


Would you like to restart your race, obtain a 'shroom, or finish last in this session of Mario Kart? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):



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