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|Am I dead?||Score: 4000||Moves: 8|
You are teleported to the nondescript room again with a pile of teacups balanced in your hands. The Grue is still there and it stares at you. You know that if you move even one millimetre you will drop a teacup. You hold your breath so you can't move.
Unfortunately, you faint from being deprieved of oxygen. The Grue dances on your chest and until your bellybutton bursts and makes a blood fountain.
Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here.
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