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 The Left Path Score: 3 Moves: 61

> go left

You follow the singing of your fellow adventurers down a long, hall. Several torches line the wall, but none of them are lit, because they are actually imaginary torches. The ground is wet and soggy. The tunnel comes to a dead end. There is a dead G1000 leaning up against the wall. It is obviously imaginary as well, because grues do not die unless all 2 conditions have been met for their death. The singing is strong throughout the cave.
> keep going

You take a step forward and the ground opens up beneath you. You find yourself falling into blackness. You shut your eyes, but when you open them, you are on a tiny desert plateau surrounded on all sides by cliffs (which go down hundreds of feet, so falling would mean certain death). There are several people there with you who look as generic and adventury as you do. One of them is a woman, but she is really ugly and has a beard. They are singing a song, which, now that you think about it, really isn't that good anyway.
> inv

You are carrying A sword

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