You look at another seat. on this seat there is a ChIcKen.
> Eat the chicken!
But why wou-?
> EAT THE CHICKEN!!!
Spell it right! Bastard...
> FINE...Eat the ChIcKen.
You walk up to the live ChIcKen and begin to slobber and chew on it.
The ChIcKen is angered, and summons Chuck Norris.
> FUCK! I AM GONNA SCR-
Chuck Norris rapes you for cussing. even though you enjoyed it slightly, his massive dick makes you explode. You lost to a ChIcKen. Pathetic.
> okay...now what?
Congatulations! You get to be our first tester for a brand new area of Zork!
> What do I win?
You won't. You WILL lose. Now that we covered the obvious, you realize you are stuck on the borderline of life, and death. You see death above, a sadly wronged grue next to you, and a replay of the scene that just happened below. There's Chuck Norris fucking you right now. What do you want to do?