Game:Zork3/t1looks2

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 ChIcKen? Score: 0 Moves: 0


You look at another seat. on this seat there is a ChIcKen.


> Eat the chicken!


But why wou-?


> EAT THE CHICKEN!!!


Spell it right! Bastard...


> FINE...Eat the ChIcKen.


You walk up to the live ChIcKen and begin to slobber and chew on it.


> ...


The ChIcKen is angered, and summons Chuck Norris.


> FUCK! I AM GONNA SCR-


Chuck Norris rapes you for cussing. even though you enjoyed it slightly, his massive dick makes you explode. You lost to a ChIcKen. Pathetic.


> okay...now what?


Congatulations! You get to be our first tester for a brand new area of Zork!


> What do I win?


You won't. You WILL lose. Now that we covered the obvious, you realize you are stuck on the borderline of life, and death. You see death above, a sadly wronged grue next to you, and a replay of the scene that just happened below. There's Chuck Norris fucking you right now. What do you want to do?


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