> Sling him
A bad move. You whip out your slingshot and hit him with a rock. He then challenges you to a video game duel in the house arcade. Decline is not an answer.
You and the boy walk up to the arcade. Since you were the dishonorable bastard/bitch, the kid chooses the game. He picks Super Mario Bros.. He decides that you go first.
> Play game
You begin at World 1-1. You walk over to the right and see a goomba. You jump on it and get the first mushroom. Then you jump over some pipes and go down the last one to go to the bonus round. Moments later, you beat 1-1! It is now the kid's turn. He goes and kills off all the goombas and gets the fire flower. He ends with a higher score than you. On to 1-2!
> Haha, he's gonna try the warp zone. I'll just go to 1-3 to rack up more points
You go along the path of world 1-2. When you come to the end, you skip the warp zone and go to 1-3. But somehow, after hitting one of the bricks, Mario slides through the wall into warp zone. You go down the first pipe you see.
Welcome to world -1. You go to the end of the level and find a Blooper. It strangles Mario, squeezes out of the screen and chokes you.
- *** Mama mia! ***
It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):