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 Challenge Shigeru Score: 11 Moves: 11

You challenge him but he declines the offer. Tough luck. That night you don't sleep very well. When you finally fall asleep, a vampire bites you. So you spend the rest of your days by sucking the blood out of innocent people. Until the Canadian police catches you and lets the American government have you sentenced to death.

*** You have died ***

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