Game:Zork3/retailer

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 Game retailers shop in Kyoto Score: 3003 Moves: 13

It's very dark in the game retailers shop. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

You ask the man at the counter for the latest Famitsu PS2. You say something random like: "Famitsu Daioh Takahara Kiji?" (Which means: Oh great king, can you rub some poo in my face?) Needless to say, the man rubs poo in your face.

The man turns out to be an angry mob of soccer moms, and he tells you he's an enormous fan of Oscar Wilde.


> Adding 'Oscar Wilde' to a page doesn't necessarily make the page better


Needless to say, it eats you.


*** You have died ***


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