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|Game retailers shop in Kyoto||Score: 3003||Moves: 13|
It's very dark in the game retailers shop. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
You ask the man at the counter for the latest Famitsu PS2. You say something random like: "Famitsu Daioh Takahara Kiji?" (Which means: Oh great king, can you rub some poo in my face?) Needless to say, the man rubs poo in your face.
The man turns out to be a long-legged short-legged cross-eyed knock-kneed bow-legged sailor, and he tells you he's an enormous fan of Oscar Wilde.