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|Game retailers shop in Kyoto||Score: 3003||Moves: 13|
It's very dark in the game retailers shop. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
You ask the man at the counter for the latest Famitsu PS2. You say something random like: "Famitsu Daioh Takahara Kiji?" (Which means: Oh great king, can you rub some poo in my face?) Needless to say, the man rubs poo in your face.
The man turns out to be an Imperial, and he tells you he's an enormous fan of Oscar Wilde.