Game:Zork3/raper

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 Pink castle Score: 333 Moves: 6


> leave castle and commence the rape

You hear sirens.


> What? I didn't even rape anyone!

Yeah, well you're in Canada, where HOH's are strictly forbidden.


> But I thought it had disappeared!

Well, I didn't tell you, but the plot called for the weapon to be used again... Multiple times. THE MAGIC OF PLOTHOLES!


> I. HATE. YOU.

You get caught and you share a cell with the dreaded Crewebacca. The police has removed your HOH.

The unfortunate part? He eats you alive.


<option>:: *** You flubbed your line ***


Would you like to try not to flub it again, go back to the moment where you had to say your line, or give up and run to your mommy and daddy crying? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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