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 Pink castle Score: 333 Moves: 6

> leave castle and commence the rape

You hear sirens.

> What? I didn't even rape anyone!

Yeah, well you're in Canada, where HOH's are strictly forbidden.

> But I thought it had disappeared!

Well, I didn't tell you, but the plot called for the weapon to be used again... Multiple times. THE MAGIC OF PLOTHOLES!


You get caught and you share a cell with the dreaded Crewebacca. The police has removed your HOH.

The unfortunate part? He eats you alive.

*** Your death causes YOU!! ***

Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS):

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