Game:Zork3/raper

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 Pink castle Score: 333 Moves: 6


> leave castle and commence the rape

You hear sirens.


> What? I didn't even rape anyone!

Yeah, well you're in Canada, where HOH's are strictly forbidden.


> But I thought it had disappeared!

Well, I didn't tell you, but the plot called for the weapon to be used again... Multiple times. THE MAGIC OF PLOTHOLES!


> I. HATE. YOU.

You get caught and you share a cell with the dreaded Crewebacca. The police has removed your HOH.

The unfortunate part? He eats you alive.


*** You got hosed ***


Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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