> go through portal
Hmm... a new part of the forest. It's unfortunate how you don't get to live to see it, because an army of Euroipods on stilts brutally assaulted you moments after you exited the portal.
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):