> go through portal
Hmm... a new part of the forest. It's unfortunate how you don't get to live to see it, because Jimbo Wales brutally assaulted you moments after you exited the portal.
<option>:: *** You flubbed your line ***
Would you like to try not to flub it again, go back to the moment where you had to say your line, or give up and run to your mommy and daddy crying? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):