> walk to the mountain
As you are walking, you trip over a rock and fall flat on your face. This causes a blob of gooey green stuff to notice your vulnerability, jump out, and eat you.
- *** Your death causes YOU!! ***
Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS):