> walk to the mountain
As you are walking, you trip over a rock and fall flat on your face. This causes a blob of gooey green stuff to notice your vulnerability, jump out, and eat you.
Wud u liek 2 staet ovur, restor sevad poz, or end ur Zork 3 sessiun? (Tiep O RLY, YA RLY, uer SRSLY):