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 France Score: -1,000 Moves: ∞+1

> I'm a quitter.

Very well, then. The police pull you over and arrest you for stealing the car, and halfway to the station, you spontaneously combust. A grue sniffs at your ashes for a few seconds before slithering away to wait for someone more appetizing.

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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