> activate rocket
The rocket accidentally misfires and hits you in the nose. Now you're gonna need a plaster from your mom.
> examine mom
She was a mutant pokemon in disguise. It eats you like a Grue.
- *** You suck ***
Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (Type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP):