> activate rocket
The rocket accidentally misfires and hits you in the nose. Now you're gonna need a plaster from your mom.
> examine mom
She was a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin in disguise. It eats you like a Grue.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):