> activate rocket
The rocket accidentally misfires and hits you in the nose. Now you're gonna need a plaster from your mom.
> examine mom
She was a Malboro in disguise. It eats you like a Grue.
Wud u liek 2 staet ovur, restor sevad poz, or end ur Zork 3 sessiun? (Tiep O RLY, YA RLY, uer SRSLY):