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 Waaaah i need my Mummy Score: -4000 Moves: 7

> activate rocket

The rocket accidentally misfires and hits you in the nose. Now you're gonna need a plaster from your mom.

> examine mom

She was a Phase spider in disguise. It eats you like a Grue.

*** You kicked the bucket ***

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