> jump off the plateau
You didn't bother to read that bit about the "certain death", did you?
> But I wanted to get away from that horrible singing!
Suddenly, the generic singing adventurers notice your complaining about their singing and get pissed. One of them yells: "You don't like our singing? Well we're just going to keep doing it until you like it!"
They start to sing very loudly. Their singing is so loud that your ears begin to bleed from hearing it. You attempt to jump off the plateau (because that's what you wanted to do in the first place) but die from blood loss before you can reach the edge.
> You bastard! You won't even let me die the way I want to!
If you don't like it, make your own damn game. I'm not here to entertain you.
> But the whole point of playing a game is to be entertained by it!
...Shut up! You're supposed to be dead!
> NO! THIS IS UNFAIR AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.
Ok. Fine. You win. You jump off the cliff.
> THANK YOU. Freaking Thank you.
A flying grue eats you before you can hit the ground.
Hey, I let you jump off. You wanted to jump off. No one said anything about hitting the ground.
- *** Your death causes YOU!! ***
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