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 Jesus in hell Score: 10000 Moves: 4

> Hi, I'm Jesus.

"Hi, I'm Red Guy."

The conversation is going great, and Red Guy even apologises for scaring you. Sadly, many Romans in hell (most Romans got in hell for killing Christians) heard that you were Jesus, so they crusify you. You don't get your own religion, and Red Guy explains he didn't like you anyway. 21 minutes later you die.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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