> Where the hell am I?!
I'm not going to tell you that. You'll find out soon enough...
> Just narrate!
You are standing in a cage about four feet wide and four feet long, in a room full of switches and flashing buttons.You notice that you are no longer a zombie, and you are wearing nothing but a diaper.
> A diaper! WTF?!!
Yes, you know. Look it up on Wikipedia or something. Just be thankful you haven't been sent to hell or eaten by a grue.
> Just tell me what I can do!