From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
|Hokkaido: The Castle That Never Existed Until It Suddenly Appeared About One Day Ago In The World That Never Was Until That Bastard Tetsuya Nomura Imaginated It||Score: 100000||Moves: 14|
You travel to "the North", better known as Hokkaido, and ask around for Princess Rosemary. All Hokkaido farmers point you in the same direction. There seems to be some mysterious castle that never existed till a day ago on top of a mountain that never existed till a day ago. You get to the castle for the princess but your way is blocked by a huge (and when I say huge, I mean huge) grue. [Classic battle theme starts]
What weapon will you use?