> My name is Muhammed Suicmez!
You successfully confuse the grues, they don't know should they eat you or windows spellcheck. In the end grues start to fight and both randomly turn to winning lottery tickets.
> So how much money do I win?
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. However the uncyclopedia vandal appears and vandalizes this page. Not only have you lost da tickets but you were almost eaten by a time travel grue vol.69,105. The vandal saves you just to torture you even more.
> Is he going to ass-rape me too?!
No, he won't. BUT that nasty looking fisherman's friend might.
You die from a heart attack caused by da ass-rape.
- *** Thou art dead ***
Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
(I jUs7 V4nDaL1z3d Da p4g3. I pWn y0Ur m0m 5uCk3R!!!!11)