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|France||Score: 7878||Moves: 6|
You go to the airport.
You manage to hijack one of the planes, you terrorist!
After a long trip, you finally arrive at the Charles de Gaulle Airport.
You leave the airport.
You manage to find three McDonald's outlets before any of the famous places in France.
You stop in one of the McDonald's you found and order some food.
You give up talking with the French bastard, but he comes back while you're enjoying your French fries, and beats the Shit Outta You (SOY). That is no good. You survive, but have, just for an example, only 1HP left. If you still want to see the Arc de Triomphe, at least, you might want to get a ride there to rest your legs. That one HP spreads thinly on you; they currently feel like toothpicks.