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 Kicking the Crotch (or not) Score: -666 Moves: 4

You look after the red guy's crotch, and you notice he does not have one. But he's gotta have one. Right? You feel very intense at the place the red guy's crotch should've been. Apparently, the red guy does not appreciate this. So he turns your crotch into tar.

Congrats, you finished the game, even though you didn't survive it.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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