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|Cloud is the dead||Score: 500,000,000||Moves: 22|
The Giant Grue is in awe of your bravery of taking losing over
winning and decides to reward you. You do NOT get eaten. You
are now in a castle of great size, vast treasure that hot, sweaty, naked, average sized Princess Rosemary was laying on.
Okay, you do Princess Rosemary in every hole and position possible for several months. But then you die of over-ejaculation and STDs at the same time.
Yeah, but you bought the crappy kind, so it broke. That'll teach you to fuck around with a princess made from the mind of Shigeru Miyamoto.