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|Cheats Administered: 0||Code Hacked: 80%|
Your score is insignificant. Your location does not matter. Your moves? Nobody cares.
"Welcome. I see you have found me. I am not a number. I am the man living behind the Wesrivia population sign, operating the big cheat machine. I am invisible to the categories.
I have hacked the main Zork code. I am the master. Please, use my power wisely."