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 Throne-Room Score: Kitten Moves: 27

You are in the King's room. There are two grues guard-

> Hell into here

> Hell into here

The grues implode into balls and die.

> Enter room

The King is guarded by two grue-

> Hell into here

One of the grues dies.

> Hell into here

Sorry, did I mention HIH only works three times?

> No

Well it does. The grue lunges at you, when all of a sudden, you feel yourself being pulled down. Down and down you go. This isn't your usual Zork down, it is a special sort of down that feels downer than most downs. In fact it feels so down, you feel like you've never been down before in your life. All your other downs are insignificant compared to this down.

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