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 The Shoe Shop Score: -17 Moves: 6

> buy sensible shoes

You buy some sensible shoes. The shoes turn you into a boring, sensible person, who doesn't want to be an adventurer. As you are walking away from The Great Underground Empire, a grue eats you.

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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