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 You VS Death Score: ? Moves: ?

> I attack death!

You lunge forward, reaching behind you for the legendary sword of Ringilis that you obviously know you don't have.

> Slash death with Ringilis!

You retrieve the Ringilis (which you do not have) from behind your back and slashed rapidly at death (which you could not have done).

> Did I win?


> What?!? Are You Serious?!!

Yes, Idiot. And...

*** All your Zork are belong to us ***

Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

> WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Are Annoying. I Decided To Resurrect Death To Kill You Again.

> Shit.

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