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 Ur Grue Battle Score: ?! Moves: ?!



> Fire Thermolightcannon


You fire the Thermolightcannon, and the Ur-Grue recoils in agony.

It commits suicide to ensure you do not gain the gold and EXP gained from killing it.


> Look


A shimmering portal appears in front of you.


> Enter Portal


You enter the portal. You are in a dark room. A large Eurg stares at you from a throne.

"I AM ACTIVUS", it says.


> O RLY?


"YES RLY", it replies.


> So what happens now?


A zombie suddenly rushes into the room and eats your brains.


> No fair!


You did ask for something to happen, right?


> Gaaaaah!


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