> I summon Religious Zealot
Using 800 MSP, you summon a religious zealot. However, the Ur-Grue summons 10000 grues.
> Order Religious Zealot to kill grues
The Religious Zealot rushes forward, shouting things like "Long live Harry Potter!" and "Mom's porridge tastes nice!" It kills 9999 grues before getting eaten by the last grue.
The grue jumps-
> Fire lightcannon
-and it dies.
The Ur-Grue sings "I love you, you love me" and does 30 damage.
You: 70/100 HP, 200/1000 MSP
Ur-Grue: 500000000000000000000000000000/500000000000000000000000000000 HP, ???/??? MP