> Get ye sword!
You mysteriously withdraw the
elven elfin sword from the depths of your bottomless back pocket. It is glowing brighter than 100000000 supernovas happening at once!
> Wait... Shouldn't the Ur-Grue die from all that light?
You forgot that it radiates darkness that normal light cannot penetrate.
> Kill Ur-Grue
You charge valiantly towards the Ur-Grue, bashing your way through all the Grues standing in your way. As it prepares to launch a fist towards you, you run up its shoulder and........
.......kill it in one blow.
> What!!?!? That easy???
Yeah. However, a grue ate you.
> YOU MOTHERFU-
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