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|YOU EVIL BASTARD||Score: 1000||Moves: 49|
"Good, AFGNCAAP, good. Your journey to the dark side is now complete."
You become the Ur-Grue's servant, helping him for several years and brutally murdering countless unlucky adventurers, until one fine day, an extremely 1337 adventurer blows your head off with a kitten launcher.
In your last breath, you wonder why your life is so much like Star Wars.