> Sit on toilet seat
You sit on the toilet. Suddenly, you feel a sharp, piercing pain in your nether regions.
> OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
The brown lump happens to be a Genital-Eating Grue. It has just eaten your genitals.
Yes. The toilet cubicle is splattered with blood.
> Ahhhhhh! Get medical attention!
You run out onto the streets and into the hospital.
> Yay! Safe!
However, the kindly reception lady recognizes you as the wanted suspect in the murder of The Narrator and hands you over to the police.
> Now what?
You have been sentenced to 20 years in prison.
> Oh no!
Yes, Oh no. When you heard the news, you suddenly had a fatal heart attack. Who told you to eat so much fast food when you were young?
- *** Dead again (sigh) ***
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