Game:Zork3/Secrettoilet4

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 The Toilet! Score: ??? Moves: ????



> Sit on toilet seat


You sit on the toilet. Suddenly, you feel a sharp, piercing pain in your nether regions.


> OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?


The brown lump happens to be a Genital-Eating Grue. It has just eaten your genitals.


> AHHHHH!


Yes. The toilet cubicle is splattered with blood.


> Ahhhhhh! Get medical attention!


You run out onto the streets and into the hospital.


> Yay! Safe!


However, the kindly reception lady recognizes you as the wanted suspect in the murder of The Narrator and hands you over to the police.


> Now what?


You have been sentenced to 20 years in prison.


> Oh no!


Yes, Oh no. When you heard the news, you suddenly had a fatal heart attack. Who told you to eat so much fast food when you were young?


*** Dead again (sigh) ***


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