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|WOW, YOU MADE IT!!!||Score: Infinity||Moves: Unknown|
Congratulations, you have just found the secret ending to Zork 3!
You find yourself on the far side of the moon. What an fitting place for a final battle. Every single force of good is slugging it out against every single force of evil, known or unknown, in increasingly desperate and gory ways. The NYPD forces desperately try to hold back hordes upon hordes of grues before they collide with the eurgs currently gnawing at Bart Simpson at one corner. Meanwhile, Captain Obvious obviously fires rounds upon rounds of extreme sarcasm at the grues currently engaged in an attempt to obviously gnaw off his arm. Meanwhile, Santa Claus mortally wounds Zombie Aeris just before a Heffalump stomps on him. Harry Potter's protective bubble spell seems to be weakening, obviously since he got killed three times in a row by Master Chief, who happens to be just about to snipe you -
You are still on fire.