Game:Zork3/SecretEnding Blazaraagain

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 Blazara Score: ???? Moves: ????



> I cast Blazara again!


Are you THAT stupid?


> Yes!


Ok... You cast Blazara.


> What happened?


You burned yourself.


> Examine self


You look a lot like Darth Vader.


> Get lightsaber


I see no lightsaber here.


> Use force pull


You pull a lightsaber into existence.


> Cool! I slash everyone's head off!


Ok, you-


> NOT MY OWN HEAD, OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS!


-promptly get eaten by a grue.


> What?


While using all your concentration to resist the temptation to chop off your own head, a grue sneaked up behind you and mistook you as his lunch.


> How could you? I was beginning to like you...


Life's like that. Get on with it. Noob.


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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