> watch pr0n DVD
You watch the DVD but it is not very interesting. Its a pirate DVD so there aren't even any erotic pictures on the front. While watching your own reflection in the disk you notice a hole in the centre of it.
> Examine hole.
You notice a large grue shaped object through the hole. You are promptly eaten by a grue, you stupid fuckwit.
- *** Dead again (sigh) ***
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