> What did I just do?
You've entered the secret ending through a very badly hidden link.
> Yeah! I rule!
Don't tempt me.
> Look around.
You are standing in a toilet.
> A toilet? What am I doing in a toilet?
You are enjoying the scenery and the fragrance.
> What are YOU doing in a toilet?
I am intruding in your privacy.
> Get out!
Ok. I am outside the toilet.
> Use toilet
I have no idea what you are doing inside there, since I am outside.
> Go outside
You stagger outside.
There is a grue outside.
> Ahhhh!!! I crap my pants!
Ok. The grue sees the crapped pants and dies of a heart attack.