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 Goron Score: 100 Moves: 4

> Talk to Goron

"Hey, Got any breath mints?"

> Oh Great Zelda NPC, share your wisdom!

"To get past the Goron, you need BREATHMINTS."

Then he eats you. Hey, ya know when you were asking me what Irony meant?

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