> What the hell's a grue?
You must have never played any of the Zork games before. Idiot. Anyway, the grue is basically a killer box-shaped mammal who eats people. They are weak to light and can move faster than you. But it doesn't matte-
> Aw man...all that and they eat me?
Yeah, they eat you before you have a chance to scream.
> Damn...that must be a bug.
That's not a bug, it's a feature. Anyway, enough chitchat -
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