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 Grue2.0 Score: 0 Moves: 0

> What the hell's a grue?

You must have never played any of the Zork games before. Idiot. Anyway, the grue is basically a killer box-shaped mammal who eats people. They are weak to light and can move faster than you. But it doesn't matte-
> Aw man...all that and they eat me?

Yeah, they eat you before you have a chance to scream.

> Damn...that must be a bug.

That's not a bug, it's a feature. Anyway, enough chitchat -

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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