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 Grue2.0 Score: 0 Moves: 0

> What the hell's a grue?

You must have never played any of the Zork games before. Idiot. Anyway, the grue is basically a killer box-shaped mammal who eats people. They are weak to light and can move faster than you. But it doesn't matte-
> Aw man...all that and they eat me?

Yeah, they eat you before you have a chance to scream.

> Damn...that must be a bug.

That's not a bug, it's a feature. Anyway, enough chitchat -

*** u r ded ***

Wud u liek 2 staet ovur, restor sevad poz, or end ur Zork 3 sessiun? (Tiep O RLY, YA RLY, uer SRSLY):

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