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 I Will Survive Score: 40000 Moves: 7

Nothing wrong with your self confidence, but you were wrong. The Eiffel Tower turns out to be a Disians!

You don't stand a chance with 1HP and no weapon. There is no save point or Pokémon Center anywhere in France.

*** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***

Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork 3 game? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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