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 I Will Survive Score: 40000 Moves: 7

Nothing wrong with your self confidence, but you were wrong. The Eiffel Tower turns out to be a LV. 1 Ratatta!

You don't stand a chance with 1HP and no weapon. There is no save point or Pokémon Center anywhere in France.

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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