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Kitten hurling is the game here. Your opponent: Catwoman.
The KatMaster explains the rules of engagement: "The rules are best of 7 Furs. Each fighter gets 30 regulation-standard hurling kittens. The pedestals are tree stumps. Furs will last until one fighter drops. There will be no reloading the kitten belt between Furs."
"Take your positions. Get ready..."
The KatMaster blows an ivory whistle.