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You Have Won! would you like to restart, restore, End this session of Zork 2, or continue to Zork 3? (type RESTART, CHEAT, QUIT, or ZORK 3)
Suddenly, ALL The Zork implementors and Unfocom Staff Come Out of nowhere and take turns in beating you all over the place. Then, they summon 998,001 Grues to come and rip you to shreds, and then they throw your mangled body to A CABBAGE, that BREAKS EVERY BONE IN YOUR F**KING BODY, it spits out your mangled entrails, into the mouth of an Snuffleupagus, which takes a sh*tty Diarrhoea dump on your broken skull.