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"Detergent!" You scream with enthusiasm. Detergent is poisonous (you'd know) so why not?
"NO!" says the man. "If you'd had the sense to read the books I offered, you'd know they eat it!"
"Oh, you'll see."
Out of nowhere, a detergent grenade rolls beneath you.
Okay... You roll your eyes and say "Oh no! A detergent grenade! Maybe I'll get cleaned to death or something! That would be like SOOO bad!"
The grenade explodes and you are coated with detergent.
Smells like Tide. You look around, and see thousands of Grues, all looking at you. You don't even have a chance to think, because the Grues just ate you at the same time.