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|Library||Score: 15||Moves: 22|
A gruefeciologist suddenly bursts into the library.
"What the fudge are you doing in here? Get out!-- Oh. So you're interested in Grues, huh?"
"Erm, yes... So you've read 'Gruesome Book of Grues and Shrews', have you? Yes! Take a look at this chapter."
"No. You didn't read the chapter, did you? Okay...there are four Supreme Commanders below the Ur-Grue. They want you dead."
"Okay, fine. But you won't get the One Ring to rule them all."
"You are the One. You are the One who will destroy the Grue Empire."
"Two chapters ago, you KNEW that Grues were safe to examine."
"Alright, alright! I'll go open up the portals so that you can get on with your quest."
"But first, so I know you are smart, and not some dumb, random adventurer." You cringe when he says that.
"You must take this test."