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The Grue looks at you.
"Hello, Grue," you say.
"Why, hello young adventurer," says the Grue, "What are you doing on this fine day?"
"Absolutely smashing. Nothing quite like a midday stroll in this fine weather, is there, good friend?" says the Grue. "Would you like to join me for tea and scones?"
So you and the Grue sit down on his picnic blanket and sup a most delectable selection of scones, patties and jam filled biscuits, accompanied with piping hot cups of camomile tea and skipping merrily through a field of daisies with arms intwined and... wait a minute! it a Grue! Which means...YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!