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> examine grue

The Grue looks at you.

"Hello, Grue," you say.

"Why, hello young adventurer," says the Grue, "What are you doing on this fine day?"

> "Why, I am just having a midday stroll about this fine land of ours and not at all trying to destroy the Grue commanders or anything."

"Absolutely smashing. Nothing quite like a midday stroll in this fine weather, is there, good friend?" says the Grue. "Would you like to join me for tea and scones?"

> "I would be honoured."

So you and the Grue sit down on his picnic blanket and sup a most delectable selection of scones, patties and jam filled biscuits, accompanied with piping hot cups of camomile tea and skipping merrily through a field of daisies with arms intwined and... wait a minute! it a Grue! Which means...YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY THE GRUE!!

> It seems I have died... ...OR HAVE I?!

*** Yes, you have ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 2? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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